I put my hand upon her knee
And she said - do you want to see?

I put my hand upon her brest
And she said - do you want to kiss?

Gently gently johnny
Gently johnny, my jingle
(repeat)

I put my hand upoon her thigh
And she said - would you like to try?

I put my hand upon her belly
And she said - do you want to feel me?

Gently gently gently johnny
Gently johnny my jingle...
(repeat)

I put my hand upon her knee
And she said - do you want to see?

I put my hand upon her brest
And she said - do you want to kiss?

Gently gently gently johnny
Gently johnny my jingle

CHORUS:
There's frigging on the rigging;
Wanking on the planking,
Tossing on the crossing,
There was ***** all else to do.

or repeat First Verse as Chorus:

Twas on the good ship Venus,
By God you should have seen us,
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast the Captain's penis.

The captain of this lugger,
He was a dirty bugger,
He wasn't fit to shove shit
From one place to another.

The captain's wife was Mabel.
Whenever she was able,
She'd fornicate the second mate
Upon the galley table.

Oh, the summertime is comin',
And the trees are sweetly blooming,
Where the wild mountain thyme
Grows around the blooming heather

Chorus
Will ye go, lassie, will ye go?
And we'll all go together to pick wild mountain thyme
All around the blooming heather.
Will ye go, lassie, will ye go?

By Rowan WhistleWalker, June 2004

I try to deny you,
afraid of what you offer.
Torn by my confusion
between reality and illusion.
Afraid of self-delusion;
Seeking a resolution,
I'm finding revelation
that I've known all along.

<chorus>

Here is one of ours so everyone can sing along whenever they see us play.


Hatred is a crime
No more burning times
The reason's in the rhyme
No more burning times
Goddess so sublime
No more burning times
She's back for good this time
No more burning times
wo wo wo wo wo wo wo yeah